my most recent sociological experiment

Ok, yours truly went on a sociological study these past few days. I went out and asked men a question that has only two options to choose from.

What I found strange was that the men that were parents seem to choose the same option, pretty much the same with the single, childless ones.

Well here is the question,

“If you had only two options and these are them, which would you choose? “

1) Take it in the ass for five minutes
2) Go to prison for five years

I even posted this on my “Facebook” account as a note to see what results I would get, tell you the truth, a lot of people did not answer there, but I asked over 30 men this question wherever I went. At the deli, the mechanic shop, I mean everywhere, even with two guys I worked with over the weekend.

And the results are 15 that would take it in the poopshoot and 21 that would take their chances in prison. Pretty close if you ask me, pretty close. This was a really fun survey, some of the responses I got were hilarious, and some just down right honest and to the point.

Almost every guy that was a parent said “Take it in the ass fuck that, 5 years is a long time to be away from my kids” was the unanimous answer, from most of the parents. My boy “Jorge” gave me the best answer, “I’ll take my chances in jail” was his reply, oh man that killed me; I nearly died of laughter when I got that text. Another friend wrote me, “To avoid taking it in the ass for five years, yes I would” damn, that’s what people think prison is all about? Just one rape scene after another. C’mon people, prison is now like that.

The reply I got was from one of my boys via text was, “I’ll take it in the ass for 5 minutes then go to jail bitch!!!!!” Damn I thought, I replied to him callin him “Super Gangsta!”

That was a crazy reply for real. So I came to this conclusion with this experiment, parents will do anything for their kids. That love is damn strong, and others would lose their freedom just to keep their “manliness”.

It was a fun survey, had a ton of laughs with it and plenty of strange looks, but fuck it! It was all in the name of science,

So to end, my conclusion is that parents are willing to get fucked for thier kids.

Till next time….