Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Feces In The Bathroom

Here is another "Exc erpt" from "Scenarios" let me know what you would do. Hope all well with you all.

Till next time.....


Feces In The Bathroom

You and a very good friend/relative,(use whichever fits the scenario better),
Are out at a bar for a late night drink. Both of you are extremely inebriated.
Your friend/relative leans over to you and say’s
They have to use the bathroom badly.
After excusing themselves, they proceed on their way to the bathroom.
15-20 minutes goes by and you start to wonder what’s taking them so long?
Being the stand out person that you are, you head to the bathroom
To check on your friend/relative.
When you enter the bathroom you see your friend/relative passed out on the floor.
They have feces all over them.
It even looks as if there is still some attached.

What do you do?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

An insane wedding ritual



This is an excerpt from a book that I would love to publish called “Scenarios”.
You all know how I am, I am constantly asking you “What would you do if” or a,
“How would you deal with”. Well this is my newest one that I have written down, number 57
On a list of a whole bunch more. Let me know what you guys would do.
Till next time….


#57
Juice of life

Let us say that you have been dating this person for a year or so, you end up
Engaged to them and start to plan your wedding.
They proceed to tell you that their family is ecstatic and that you would have to
Go through a family marriage ritual before the wedding
You ask what is that all about and they tell you that it is a spiritual ritual
That the family performs and it ends with everyone drinking
“The Juice Of Life”
You say ok and don’t ask anymore questions
Time for the ritual, all is going well, they got their dances and good food
You see that this is very special to them, time for the “Juice of Life”
The man of the family grabs a gold goblet, turns around and proceed to
Masturbate and ejaculates Into the cup.
They fill it with hot water and drop one tea bag into it, they fill
Shot glasses with this drink and pass it around,


What would you do?

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