Ask anyone and they’ll tell you,
“James is one that is never lost for words”
But every blue moon I am, and this was one funny ass blue moon.
This is the most recent event in my life that left me speechless; I mean I had no words at all. The only thing I could do was laugh. You see I like to get reactions out of people, say crazy shit and see how they react to it; some is good, some is bad, and sometimes it hilarious.
I tend to just spew some off the wall sexual banter at my boys once in awhile just for laughs and also because sometimes, I just love to see their reactions to some of the shit I say.
Well on this day I decided to mess with my friend Paul by texting him this:
Me: yo last night was my first wet dream in a long time that didn’t involve you.
And this was his reply that left me lost for words:
Paul: that’s what you think. In my dream I was watching you from the window.
I was lost for words; all I could do was laugh. This was all I could type back to him in my midst of laughter:
Me: I got no comment.
Till next time….
