once in a blue moon

Ask anyone and they’ll tell you,

“James is one that is never lost for words”

But every blue moon I am, and this was one funny ass blue moon.

This is the most recent event in my life that left me speechless; I mean I had no words at all. The only thing I could do was laugh. You see I like to get reactions out of people, say crazy shit and see how they react to it; some is good, some is bad, and sometimes it hilarious.

I tend to just spew some off the wall sexual banter at my boys once in awhile just for laughs and also because sometimes, I just love to see their reactions to some of the shit I say.

Well on this day I decided to mess with my friend Paul by texting him this:

Me: yo last night was my first wet dream in a long time that didn’t involve you.

And this was his reply that left me lost for words:

Paul: that’s what you think. In my dream I was watching you from the window.

I was lost for words; all I could do was laugh. This was all I could type back to him in my midst of laughter:

Me: I got no comment.

Till next time….