Why is shitting such a “Taboo”?

Why is shitting such a “Taboo”? As in no one talks about it freely or we all seem to walk out of the bathroom with a little bit of shame on our faces when we do it.

Why is that?

I mean defecating, passing a bowel, digesting, or just plain shitting, is something that we all do. I mean every human shits. Its one of the few things we all do. So why don’t we discuss it more freely, or do it on a first date at your dates house, or your own house for that matter when we have company. I for one rarely shit in front of a girl I just met, whether it is at my house or hers. Why is that? I’m definitely sure that every human being shits, yet most of us don’t bring the subject until we feel comfortable with that person.

I mean we all say we gotta go pee, or take a shower, but no one says “Hey I’m gonna go take a quick dump” and as we leave the bathroom we all leave looking a tad bit guilty. I mean if we tell people freely that were going to shower, then why not that? I mean just switch the words up and it sounds so much better, tell them, “hey I’m gonna go cleanse my belly”.

If you think about it you are technically cleaning your stomach out so a stomach shower would fit in this sense. So for those that are still shy when it comes to this little human part of us, use the phrase “belly cleanser” or “stomach cleansing” whatever floats your boat, in all just take your shit with pride folks, there should be no stigma attached to defecating, seriously. The next time you take a dump around coworkers or friends leave the bathroom with pride, for you have cleansed your stomach out of all the bad stuff. Feel good about it folks, for we all do it.

Till next time…

Feces In The Bathroom

Here is another "Exc erpt" from "Scenarios" let me know what you would do. Hope all well with you all.

Till next time.....

Feces In The Bathroom

You and a very good friend/relative,(use whichever fits the scenario better),
Are out at a bar for a late night drink. Both of you are extremely inebriated.
Your friend/relative leans over to you and say’s
They have to use the bathroom badly.
After excusing themselves, they proceed on their way to the bathroom.
15-20 minutes goes by and you start to wonder what’s taking them so long?
Being the stand out person that you are, you head to the bathroom
To check on your friend/relative.
When you enter the bathroom you see your friend/relative passed out on the floor.
They have feces all over them.
It even looks as if there is still some attached.

What do you do?