Write love please.

“I Heart you”

What the fuck is that? Seriously, why do people write that? Is writing that a way of saying "I love you"? We all know that most people write “I Heart you” as in a way of saying "I love you", but seriously people, it’s not. It does not come off as cute, its actually annoying. Write the fucking word,

 “Love”

Now, was that hard. If you mean it, you shouldn’t be afraid to write it.

mama dancer!

Hello all. Ok this one is for the gentlemen out there, for this example let’s pretend you have a fairly young attractive mom. You and your friends go out for a night on the town and end up in a strippers bar. You all pound drinks and decide to get a few lap dances. Your friend makes the arrangements and tells you all to go to the next room and wait for the girls.

Well as the ladies enter you realize that one of them is your mother.

What do you do????????

once in a blue moon

Ask anyone and they’ll tell you,

“James is one that is never lost for words”

But every blue moon I am, and this was one funny ass blue moon.

This is the most recent event in my life that left me speechless; I mean I had no words at all. The only thing I could do was laugh. You see I like to get reactions out of people, say crazy shit and see how they react to it; some is good, some is bad, and sometimes it hilarious.

I tend to just spew some off the wall sexual banter at my boys once in awhile just for laughs and also because sometimes, I just love to see their reactions to some of the shit I say.

Well on this day I decided to mess with my friend Paul by texting him this:

Me: yo last night was my first wet dream in a long time that didn’t involve you.

And this was his reply that left me lost for words:

Paul: that’s what you think. In my dream I was watching you from the window.

I was lost for words; all I could do was laugh. This was all I could type back to him in my midst of laughter:

Me: I got no comment.

Till next time….

tired

I have lost track of all time,

So bored out of my fucking mind,

Something has got to give

For this is not the way one should live

Toiling away trying to earn,

Just a lil bit,

Enough to just burn,

Food under lock and key,

Forcing me to work,

Forcing me to just be,

Tired of making a living,

Instead of making a life,

is that semen on you? my latest scenario.

Lets say you and your significant other had an early morning quickie, well on your way to work in the morning your on the bus and you hear people chattering behind you, you turn around only to have an elderly lady ask you this question,

“ah excuse me, but is that semen on your shirt?”

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what do you say?

thinking out loud once again

Hello reader, been awhile since I’ve written to you all, well here I am, returning to the world of writing out my thoughts to share with you all.

Well last night I went to bed thinking and imagining how far advanced would we be as a civilization if we had the same beliefs, as in agreeing in our view of a higher power. I am going to show you the image that sparked this thought, I would like for you guys to look at it and let me know what thoughts it sparked in you.

This is what it sparked in my mind.


Imagine a world with a universal religion so to speak, as if we were all spiritual and realized that the differences in our beliefs is what would holds us back as a civilization. We woulda had flying cars by the 40s, disease would not be an issue and most of them woulda been cured by now, and some would not have even been invented.

Just imagine no dark ages, no burning of so-called witches, no lynch mobs going around killing in the name of their god and beliefs. No wasting time fighting over whats right and wrong according to a system of beliefs. Well I can go on and on but I would like to know what you guys think. Let me know,

Till next time….