Allergy advice

Ok here we go, for a quick laugh check this out. My girl was having allergy problems the other day, so I offered advice.

One being to clear up your sinuses just do a headstand over the toilet, dip your head in and flush. That should clean you out. All the water circling around should get all the mucus out. And to keep it all away, just get some chicken urine. That really works. Their urine keeps all allergies at bay.

She sent me to hell quickly. But I ask you all, did I offer good advice?

Till next time....